Oren: Are you still alive?
Me: Yes
Oren: That's good. It's a good day to be alive.
Thanks for that, Oren.
Another gem from tonight-
Me: My friends are walking through Spain.
Someone: In the mountains?
Me: No I think it's pretty flat.
Chris: Unlike Clara.
... later...
Oren: You're flat honest.
Me: I'M NOT FLAT.
These are the facts. I'm not flat, but Spain is, in some parts.
Me: Everyone at this school is weird as shit.
Oren: Including you.
Me: Yeah, I include myself in that.
Oren is trying to make the case that this school turns people crazy. I disagree. I was pretty insane before I got here.
Me: I will flog you.
Clara
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