reasons italy is great

• The men will stop their cars to tell you that you are fantastic.
• Gelato errday.
• Everything sounds cooler when you add "... in Italy" to the end.
• People wear harem pants in public all the time, which makes it socially acceptable.
• Italy is a country in which I have no family members.
• It makes American history look like a joke.
• Even the back alleys are pretty.
• I never really liked being thin anyway.
• It's acceptable to openly laugh at the strangers who hit on you.
• Everyone has a sexy voice.
• I've essentially forgotten that there is a drinking age anywhere in the world.
• Doing basic tasks becomes an adventure (e.g. "So today, I asked for directions, and I got them in Italian!")
• Strangers are so nice!

Love always,
Clara