texts that i have received in the last six months

• J.lo needs to not wear bodysuits, lesson
• im reading plato and socrates says "being filled with things appropriate to our nature is pleasurable" and all i think is I WANT SOME DECENT SEX.
• Poop girls are here
• b a   yyyyvi loveeeee yuou yi88 al so in with tyouyre firend juackl
• Did you get gummi bears? I see that we have more vodka.
• Affirmative. The rooster is in the hayloft.
• Fertile and ready to impregnate you both.
• Sahir got here, Godot has not. We've abandoned our faith.
• I am genuinely sorry I was sleeping when you sent these. Please tell me you were at a strip club.
• !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• You have disappeared. Is this permanent?
• I just sent a text that said: "I think my earring fell off when I took off my cape to breakdance"
• Come! Now! Feminize our decor!
• I just woke up from a dream in which I visited you at brown ... and the brox zoo cobra was there bc brown is so tolerant and progressive.
• I hope we have the opportunity to speak sometime outside the constant cesspool of teenage insecurity we find ourselves joyfully parading around in every weekend. :)
• Doppler effect in astronomy right now!!!
• I have procured some sir kensingtons ketchup -- we now need a tasting party immediately!
• Haha and here I thought my travel plans hinged on your eating habits! :)
• Hat the duck ever?
• As a separate note, you should be informed that the lord's day would also serve satisfactorily as a day of our meeting, my radiant princess.
• I'm required by sharia law to tell him.
• yeah, RANDIAN logic. Objectivist psychobabble.

Conclusions
1. People are rather affectionate via text.
2. I have weird friends.

Love always,
Clara