Sam is convinced...

That he's on here all the time. It might be true...

Things I've said about sam:

• Today, sam fell asleep in physics.
  
• Sam has evil wiki-voodoo
  
• Sam called me a dork.
  
• CAN WE DO THAT TO SAM SOMEDAY?
  
• Sam, whom I had been talking to, says, 
  
• "Clara, I've had hundreds of conversations with you at this point"
  
• "Sam. Send him into space."
  
• On that note, I had sushi with Sam today
  
• Sam has no soul
  
• Paul just tried to stab Sam with a green highlighter
  
• Sam, upset/ADD, dates pumas
  
• Sam said this.
  
• Sam: I like to stay informed about my obscure mammals
  
• Sam: I feel dirty.
  
• Sam: Wouldn't it be cool if, in economics there were a formula to account for human irrationality?
  
• Sam asked (in some kind of semi-logical context) whether she was going to have children
  
• Sam: (disgruntled) My log joke was better.
  
• Shivani: Sam, maybe Catherine's secretly smarter than you but you like, give her pills at night to make her brain shrink, and her brain is slowly wasting away.
  
• Sam: Cath, don't let her be anti-semitic!
  
• (Sam points at Drew)
  
• Sam: Cath, now you and [redacted] would be a perfect couple!

That really is a lot. Most of it is from physics, which is hilarious in itself.

Next I'll make a list of David comments. Or Isabella.

Love always,
Clara