"I'm gonna punch Mrs. *redacted* in the gullet. I don't know what that means but she looks like a chicken and I think chickens have gullets."
^My friend was not happy with her english teacher
Friend1: You guys are all like, having incestuous relationships with each other
Friend2: We are not.
Friend1: When's your birthday?
Friend2: February thirteenth.
Friend1: Okay, I'm going to make you a big cake that says "incest" on it.
...which is why I love that class.
One day my friend (referred to as friend 2, the one in the incestuous relationship) climbed out the window and climbed back in... without the teacher saying anything.
Clara
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