Thoughts I have when I'm upset

• I hate the world and everything in it
• I wish I were a buddhist
• The Onion isn't as funny as it thinks it is
• I hate newspapers in general because they have pages
• I hate teeth
• I want to break something that will make a lot of noise
• I should find something to break that no one will miss and won't make a mess
• That totally defeats the purpose
• I will blog angrily

Reasons I am upset:

• I got my computer back, which is great, but I have to get used to the quirks of a new keyboard. Every keyboard has quirks (my old one had a bad 2 button) but I liked my old quirks
• I want to put a sticker on the new frame of this computer, where the old sticker used to be, so as to assert to myself that this is still good old Patrick. I cannot find my stickers.
• I have 50 minutes of an AP Chem exam to take, because Mr H is an unhappy man who wants to take it out on us.
• I had been doing this exam with a fun pen to make myself have hope for humanity. Chili has eaten this pen
• The world is a dismal place
• In looking for my stickers, I have made an utter mess of my room and stirred up all the dust, which has made my allergies suck
• I now have a runny nose, worse than it's been all week, although my allergies have been sucking all week
• Dad wants me to go to spinning because he's a sadistic jerk
• I'm being irrational, and realizing this only makes me more frustrated

Bad. Day.

Love always,
Clara