This is essentially going to be a blogpost of things I'm technically not supposed to blog. First is a great quote from an email from my mother. They hadn't realized that if you invite a million people to stay at your house, you end up with a million people at your house.
Mom: We spend our days and nights whispering plots in the hallways and bathrooms figuring out how to get rid of the guests...
Last night we had the "Health, Safety, and Beyond" seminar. It was riveting.
The first hour was basically two alums telling us that college is awesome.
Alum: Drinking can be really really really really really... fun.
Then they took questions.
Taylor: So what are the weeknights like? Like, if you don't have work, you're not going to go to a strip club on a tuesday night...
Alum: Don't make assumptions.
We did talk about some pretty serious issues, though.
Person: What do you do if you don't like your roommate?
Alum: Kill 'em.
Then Ms. H and Mr. Y came out and told us that we should all get credit cards but shouldn't use them, and that we shouldn't drink in college, or that we shouldn't make "bad decisions."
That was all pretty enlightening as well.
They told us to keep what happened there confidential, but I'm not sure why. I don't understand why people want to keep things they say private, unless they're saying bad things about someone else.
Which I guess they shouldn't be doing anyway.
Clara
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