munchkins?

My blog was plagiarized today.

Also, David and I went to the mall. It was insane. First we went to Urban Outfitters and looked at books and such and that was chill.

Then we decided we were hungry.

So we went to a place called "Fruity Yogurt."

We should have known that this place, with a name like that, would be an all-business yogurt store. We were far too frivolous for the liking of the yogurt-man.

David: Okay, how do we do this? The sign says 'Select your cup size'. I've never done that before!

[giggles]

David: What's the next step!?

[more giggles]

[visible eye roll from yogurt-man]

He was a bit hostile, honestly.

Then we went to Bloomingdale's and he bought a shirt, and the man ringing up the shirt asked whether we were dating. We're most certainly not, but we sort of look alike, which is why the man thought we were dating, apparently. He went on to say that he and his fiance look alike.

And then he went on to say that someone looked like a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz. We had to gather that this person was a guy, and his fiance.

So... he was a gay munchkin.

That's the story of my trip to the mall. Also, I bought white sunglasses. You know, the usual.

Love always,

Clara