Advice

Cary Tennis is insane and hilarious.

The best quote:

Some days I ask myself if I want to live and the answer is eight pelicans going north in a gray sky.

I love reading these advice things. Cary Tennis's are hysterical and baffling, but I also read Ask Abby and the like, for the entertainment value. And I listen to Dawson McAllister... same idea.

So I've decided something-

You know, I'd really rather think about the problems of other people than my own stupid. Please write me emails about your problems at advice.lovealways@gmail.com

Legit. Or non-legit. I'd almost prefer non-legit. Because those are likely to be more interesting. Unless you have interesting and legit problems. In which case, PLEASE EMAIL ME ABOUT THEM.

In fact, just email me a question and I'll answer it. For example, this would be completely acceptable:

Dear Clara,

I have not thought about enough math this summer break. Can you direct me towards some interesting math that might go over your own head a little?

Very Bored

Dear Bored person

I think this is pretty cool. But I am also a nerd. But so are you, I would suppose, asking for math in the middle of the summer.

Sincerely,

Clara

Funny flashback- on my 7th/8th grade blog, International News of Anonymous, I had a similar setup. Very non-legit. Also hilarious. It was more centered on 7th grade issues, which, real or fictional, tend to be trivial to the point of absurdity.

Anyway, ask me things!

Love always,
Clara