zubringerdienst you

Dad: However, Uncle Stu was never gay, unlike many male models.

Mom: While you were in the bathroom, Clara, I made the mistake of telling you father that [one of Mom's exes] was a model.

I had dinner with my parents tonight and it was hilarious.

We're out of eggs. This is a crisis.

Mom: This was easy driving home.

Dad: On the way here I took the long way because I didn't want to get a ticket driving through Matte.

Me: But you did it just now.

Dad: Well I cut the odds in half. I didn't want to be pulled over and have to explain that I was zubringerdiensting your mother.

Me: That does sound questionable.

"Zubringerdienst" means you can only drive through a particular area if you're going there. As in, not just passing through.

Mom: Zubringerdienst you!

Love always,

Clara