A.k.a. My favorite thirteen year old korean boy ever
He blows my mind. Frequently.
Yoon: You know what would be funny?
Me: What?
Yoon: If you had a boyfriend who was addicted to heroin.
Brendan: What did I have for breakfast?
Me: Pea soup
Brendan: What did I have for lunch?
Me: Pea soup
Brendan: What did I have for dinner?
Me: Pea soup
Brendan: What did I do after dinner?
Me: Pea soup... Oh god.
Yoon: (suggestively) I bet you like pea soup
We were walking by a bunch of homeless people
Yoon: It would be so funny if you came by here at night and catwalked by them. I bet they would grab you.
Me: Yeah... that would be funny...
Yoon: You'd be like "I NEED HELP!" and they be like "Oh, we'll help you..."
He says these things like they're really wonderful.
Also, there's a video that I feel the need to share:
Love always,
Clara
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