It's the Megan and Clara show!

So to conclude your pre-exams weekend, let me recount a real conversation I had with my mother yesterday.

Me: Hey I need to find a prom dress, care to assist me?

Mom: Are you going to have that attitude?

Me: What attitude? I have an attitude?

Mom: You've been bitchy lately

Me: You've been bitchy lately

Mom: Okay, we've both been bitchy. But you've been really critical.

Me: What? No, I'm not accepting any more blame than you are.

Mom: Fine, we're both fucking bitches.

Me: Okay

Mom: Okay let's go shopping.

Me: They should make a sitcom about us.

That makes both of us sound insane, but it is the fact of the matter... we are.

Love always,
Clara