Me: lol under what circumstances would appetizers and dildos be served at a fundraiser?
Viv: ummm...i dunno maybe if there were lonely middle age women there? like the kind of women who hire jigalos but wanna keep it on the dl
Me: hahahahahaha of course. actually there are a lot of those at these fundraisers. but i don't think we give them dildos. we do give them appetizers.
Viv: well...i still think they could use some dildos. seriously.
Me: they probably could, but they probably would buy them on their own time, time that isn't affiliated with a political candidate.
I'm reading through my wall-to-wall with Vivian.
We are really funny people.
Clara
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